28
Jul
2014

lokis-ice-queen:

LOKI TALKING WITH HELIUM/ CHIPMUNK VOICE!!!

Alright, you all are either going to hate me, or laugh your little backsides off…I did it…I have made a little video of Loki from ‘Avengers’ talking with a helium/chipmunk voice.  He doesn’t seem so intimidating anymore; but he’s stiiiiill sexxy! Hahaha! It’s not amazing, but I hope it amuses you all no less. Enjoy babies! Tell me if you think I should make anymore, and of which clips. Mwah <3

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Jul
2014
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27
Jul
2014

A prayer gone delightfully wrong

neither-blue-nor-green:

Loki fic! Prompt by my husband: hot hot summer and wishing for some sort of relief. Mature.

Ideas for music to listen to:

Summertime - Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong

Fever - Peggy Lee

Feeling good - Nina Simone

A prayer gone delightfully wrong

It’s been too hot all week, but this weekend was taking the cake. It’s been pleasantly warm in the early morning hours and since then the temperatures just rose and rose and the sun burned unrelentingly.
May was glad she had finished all her work during the week nights, because she would not be able to use her head today.. too hot. She tried staying in, curtains closed, but unlike the past days the heat just got everywhere. Even the cellar was warm. She only had a tiny garden, but at least this way she could use some sheets to give her some shade. Feet in a tub with cold water, a cold drink in her hand, she just lay in her sun lounger and tried not to move too much. Usually she would have read, but even that was too much. She felt the sweat running down her body even when she just moved to put the glass away.
Weather reports had said nothing about the weather getting better and she mused if she maybe should try a rain-dance – but the only thing that would rain would be her sweat.

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27
Jul
2014

Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.

 - Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)
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27
Jul
2014

ohgodbenny:

John Barrowman on meeting Benedict Cumberbatch. (x)

He is basically us.

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27
Jul
2014

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

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27
Jul
2014

Desireé Dallagiacomo - “Thighs”

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27
Jul
2014

clojury:

shanigrrl:

insanely-smart:

Four photos I’m currently obsessed with.

Something for everyone here.

Mobile’s not letting me tag, so if someone could pass this along, it would be appreciated.

laterovaries triplefuckingnope sarabeth72 enchantressofloki mamabear0772 biddybooks britishmenaredestroyingmylife clojury omg I know there are more but my mobile app is driving me batshit- just like these pics! ohemgee!
LOVE the last one…one of my favourites… so-easy-to-love-me ophelia-tagloff tarrysmith allthatandasideoftom sinfully-lustful-darling winchester87 smittentomkitten lokilover1578 mytomhiddlestonpage larouau12 lots-of-lokiness xdelayedgratification weirdnerdgirl400 calgal48….
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Jul
2014

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

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Jul
2014
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